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okay i’m going to cry over patrick now and, for your convenience, i am putting it in a read more

holy fuck okay this picture is literally making my ovaries rupture it’s not even funny. i think he was so incredibly sexy in 2004/2005 when he was soft and his lips were big and his hair was long and he didn’t wear glasses. like in the dance, dance video when he’s singing on stage. he literally looked cherubic

it’s not even fair how fucking attractive he is and HE DOESNT KNOW IT. HOW CAN HE NOT GET HIT ON A BAJILLION TIMES A DAY? IF I WAS AROUND HIS AGE I WOULD BE ALL OVER HIM. 

ALSO WHAT PISSES ME OFF IS THE PEOPLE THAT ARE LIKE “OMG HE GOT HOT” ARE YOU GOSH DARN BLIND!?!?!?!??!?!??! HOW WAS HE UGLY WHEN HE WAS CHUBBY LIKE FUCK I THINK HE WAS/ IS REALLY FUCKING ATTRACTIVE, AND THAT’S NOT JUST BECAUSE I’M A FANGIRL. WHEN I FIRST SAW THE DANCE, DANCE MUSIC VIDEO (FIRST TIME I EVER SAW PATRICK) I THOUGHT HE WAS SO ATTRACTIVE, AND USUALLY I LIKE THE GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE PETE, BUT I WAS SO DRAWN TO PATRICK.

AND HIS LIPS JESUS I COULD JUST STARE AT THEM ALL DAY HE’S GOT THE PERFECT MOUTH. HIS THIGHS ARE BEAUTIFUL TOO AND HE JUST SEEMS SO SOFT AND SWEET  AND HE’S SMART AND TALENTED AND THAT’S SO ATTRACTIVE TO ME AND WHOEVER HAS DATED OR IS DATING HIM AND/OR HAS FUCKED/IS FUCKING HIM IS SO LUCKY JUST URGH. CHUBBY, AWKWARD GUYS ARE SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE HOW DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT 

THIS IS A YEAR OF PENT UP SEXUAL FRUSTRATION BURSTING OUT OF ME IM SORRY

NO WONDER PETE STARED AT HIM ALL THE TIME LOOK AT HIMMMMMMMMMMM

OH I ALSO FORGOT TO SAY I’D FUCK HIM IN A HEARTBEAT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SORRY IM NOT SORRY 

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    I’ve tried so hard to explain this all but I couldn’t do it… He’s just too PERFECT.
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